Womens Health
If you resonate with any of these Santa Barbara Babes, Acupuncture and Chinese Herbs can help you. If you eliminated the following symptoms you could be walking around in bliss 24/7!
Red Cheeked Rebecca
Whoa, Rebecca is the poster child for Menopause! Every part of her body is hot and dry. It would make you irritable too! If Rebecca could sleep it might be easier, but she can’t! Between the night sweats and the nightmares, she’s really restless.
PMS Patty
Be on guard, you never know if Patty is sugary sweet or expressing her inner bitch. If she’s PMS-ing, she could be super emotional one minute and depressed the next. She says she doesn’t mind her distended breasts so much, because they look great, but the lower abdominal blowout is enough to make her downright irritable.
Bitchy Bianca
Boo Hoo! Bianca has lumps in her breasts! She says they’re sore and they seem to get worse with her period pains. This makes Bianca angry and depressed. The indigestion, acid reflux, heartburn, belching, nausea, bloating, and gas sure must make her mad!
Panicky Pamela
Pamela’s over-active mind is creating anxiety, and panic attacks. She actually feels a bit unstable and out of control. It freaks her out when she hears her own heartbeat, and instead of sleeping, her mind is busy inventing dreams and nightmares!
Sweaty Betty
Betty’s temperature is a rising. She’s tired but can’t sleep and notices she’s been sweating at night. It’s making her dry and thirsty. Is this what happens when you hit 45? Or is it 50? Her body’s aching, she needs glasses and she swears even her hearing is going.
Hysterical Holly
Holly is a worry wart, bent on over-thinking everything. But what has got her worried is the uncontrollable emotions; crying spells and laughing for no apparent reason. Her insomnia is annoying, but the mood swings and her impulsiveness are not winning friends over. And what are all these noises? Yawning, moaning, and deep sighing. What gives?
Steaming Bones Brandy
Menopause is one thing, but when your bones are steaming from the inside out you know somebody turned up the thermostat. Brandy wonders why me? Her friends don’t have the severe night sweats & severe hot flashes she does. How irritating!!
Challenged Charisma
Charisma has a great sex life but can’t seem to get pregnant. Who knows if it’s her painful irregular periods or the lack thereof, but it could be endometriosis, fibroids, ovarian cysts, blocked fallopian tubes, or PID.
Charo Cold Feet
Charo has all the Menopause signs but why the cold feet? She can’t stand the cold; maybe that’s what is causing her sore back and knees. When she’s not busy running to the bathroom she’s contemplating her low libido. She tries to sleep, but is exhausted from waking up to go to the bathroom.
Heart Beat Hannah
Severe continuous palpitations are scary, but her nightmares are scarier! All those dreams waking her up, as if it was easy to sleep in a sweaty bed to begin with! This is surely starting to affect her mind as she is disoriented and forgets random stuff all the time because she has a poor memory and can’t even concentrate.
Fibroid Fiona
Fiona knows 50% of women supposedly have fibroids, but she wants them to stop growing. Actually, she would much rather they disappeared into thin air and took their cramps with them!
Ivy the Insomniac
When it comes to sleep problems, you name it and she’s got it! She tosses and turns all night, keeps waking up, has Technicolor dreams like on the big screen, can hear her heartbeat and even wakes up with anxiety. You can really tell she needs some sleep by her short attention span, poor concentration, poor memory, forgetfulness, and restlessness. You can’t blame her for being irritable, she’s got mouth or tongue sores and she’s constipated.
Scientific Proof
Researchers at Stanford and Harvard found that Menopause symptoms decreased significantly with Acupuncture. Let me show you how Acupuncture and Chinese Herbs can help immensely reducing, and sometimes eliminating the symptoms reflecting the various stages of Menopause.